This seems like scraping the bottom of the barrel, blog-fodder-wise speaking, but the other night as I was ready to go to bed (about 7:35, you know) I was in my bathroom washing my face. I'd taken off my glasses, and I was squirting a bit of soap into my hand (one must cleanse one's T-zone, even at this age). I always forget that the soap pump has a tendency to clog, so when the soap didn't squirt out I got closer, and pushed harder, and ended up with a jet of soap (tea tree oil and something else organic) straight into my right eye.
It. Really. Hurt.
Then my eye swelled up and turned all red and burned for a while, before returning to normal.
Which is all a really weird story which has nothing much to do with anything else, except that I got my flu shot today and now my arm hurts too.
It's a world of hurt, is what it is.