Dear Today,

You sucked.

That is all.

Sincerely yours,

Me.

PS Getting my boy to lock the keys in my car when I picked him up at his babysitter's house when I was already an hour late getting home? That was a stroke of genius. The cherry, as it were, on the cupcake of my day.

Now I'm going to go drink some wine and count down the minutes until you are over.